So....Lena dnd Emma are wisiting en dag.....
Lena says to Emma....Yew know Emma....dat handsome Ole Olson has asked me out on a date...and I vanted to talk to yew before I gave him an answer.
Vel....Emma sez.....I'll tell yew....I had a date vit Ole some time ago....he came to my place right on time....he vas all dressed up so nice...and he even brought me a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Vel....ve vent out to hiss car...a really nice von....ve vent to a fancy cafe for supper, I had some vin, some champagne, some desserts, some after dinner drinks...it vas vonderful. Den off to de show.....
Den...when I invited Ole in to my place when ve got home....uffda...he turned into an animal....He kissed me....tore off my beautiful new dress....and vel....ve made mad passionate love fer 2 times....
So...Lena sez....are you saying dat maybe I shouldn't go out vit him ?
And Selma sez.....No, dats not vat I'm saying....I'm yust saying...don't vare your new dress....vear an old von.