So....Ole meets Lars on Monday morning...and Ole has 2 black eyes.

Lars askes Ole....Vov...Ole yew got tew black eyez....vhere ver yew to git dem?

Vel...Ole sez....I got dem in shurch yesterday....

In shurch Lar's asks....how in de vorld cude dat happen in shurch.

Ole sez....I vas sitting behind dat big fat Misses...Yonson....Und, ven ve got opp to sing...vel, her dress vas caught in the crack of her ass, so I yust reached up and pulled it out....and, vel, she turned around and klobbered me in de eye.....

Vel, vat about de second von asks Lars....

Vel....sez Ole.....next time ve stood up to sing....I reached up and poked it back in....I tought dats mabee vhere she vanted it. ... and uffda...she turned around and hit me agin.