Ole's first plane flight....

Ole is making his first big trip via a huge747....and he's darn nervous.
The plane takes off....Ole with clinched fists...and shut eyes..... When the pilot is up a ways....and says "Welcome to flight 652 to Oslo...we'll be flying at an altitude of 35000 ft....and Oh NO NO NO NO....." And the speaker in the plane goes dead.....
A couple of minutes later the pilot comes back on and says "Uffda...I'm so sorry....but, the stewardess was handing me a cup of hot coffee and spiled it all over my lap....you should see the front of my pants"...
At that point...Ole looks up to the attendant going by and sez...
"Uffda...he tinks dats bad....yew should see de back of my pants"....